She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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