I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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