Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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