Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
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Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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