I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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