Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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