belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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