I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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