I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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