Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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