two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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