At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
now i know why i became what i already was.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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