That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
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The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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