it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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