i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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