I like to think it a success when the cops are called
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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