never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
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he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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