We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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