Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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