"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
