Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
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Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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