my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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