sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
