Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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