Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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