I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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