Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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