Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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