im six kinds of drunk right now
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Found your dick twin last night
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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