well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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