honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
