I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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