The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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