He is an equal opportunity slut.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
