Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
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