Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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