32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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