i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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