somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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