Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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