i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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