I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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