gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
