Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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