bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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