Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
So gin and wine won't be happening again
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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