i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
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there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
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Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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