I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
