don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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