I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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