dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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