I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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