i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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