Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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