Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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