This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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