How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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